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A bit of Iris Irony again

January 12, 2010

I know I’m flogging this one to death..but it’s sooooooo much fun.

Todays little snippet is that Iris’s toy boy was getting tired of her flabby old bits and was feel a bit pressured ( or maybe repulsed) by her constant text messages, love letters, calls and steamy sessions and he was seeing a girl of his own age as well as the wrinkly orange old hag at the same time…. so what did this inexperienced poor abused little businessman do ? He told Iris he’d been diagnosed with testicular cancer and so couldn’t do the nasty with her anymore …. he thought it was the only way to get rid of the abusing old witch. So not only has she ruined her reputation, shown herself to be a complete and utter bunny boiler, ruined her husbands career, her own career, her sons and daughter-in-laws cushty little jobs by admitting to this affair….she was also crap in bed as well and the young paramour didn’t want her either….. the delicious irony and schadenfreude almost (just almost) makes one believe in a sky deity who watches over everyone and puts obstacles in the way !!!

All praise this weeks God of the Week – the God of Ironic Happenings visited on Evil Old Harpy-like Bigoted Bunny Boilers –  Hypocrisius 🙂

(Phew thats another resolution…a god of the week !)

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 13, 2010 03:29

    Wow, this story has more twists and turns than a telenovela.

    I know many followers of Hypocrisius. I even used to make out with one of the high priests. 😉

  2. January 13, 2010 19:41

    I think we’ve all met a few followers of Hypocrisius….. catholics, baptists and other bible thumpers have plenty of examples 🙂

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