I said this story would run…
I know some of you sensitive christiano-types out there will be getting fed up of me picking on the poor schadenfreude-esque Iris “I’ll shag anyone’s grandson for 5K” Robinson…but sorry I’ve another little post-ette on the subject.
It seems that poor deluded Iris has really shot herself in her own backside/flange/foot (delete as appropriate !)
Firstly..look what some annoyed people have done to a sign at the Church where Iris stalks teenagers ..sorry..worships..
and it also seems that in a vain attempt to try and drum up some sympathy for herself, the “incoherent” Iris it seems has not jetted off to luxury ski resort Chamonix (Folks there you can let your teenagers out now ..there’s no orange devouring flange on the way) but has booked herself into a Belfast Hospital for psychiatric treatment.
Well the sympathy attempts do not fly with me, because;
- the suicide bid.. more like parasuicide ..if she really had attempted suicide and come close to it would her lovely God-loving cuckold of a husband really be so mean as to be filmed laughing and joking in Stormont (the NI Assembly parliament building) whilst his wife was in Hospital…I don’t think even he would sink that low
- the manipulation ..or rather attempted manipulation of the press last week proves that they are pathological liars ..
- she’s not suffering any mental illness (other than her religion of course !) but more like suffering shame, embarrassment and chagrin for being caught out with her thermal knickers and support tights round her ankles..
Iris brought/bought herself into this sorry mess by proselytizing and making comment on other people lifestyles when her own wasn’t so squeaky clean..and she’s lied and dragged this out for the past year or so whilst claiming three salaries , paying her son and daughter-in-law huge salaries and claiming exorbitant expenses from the UK taxpayer.
Iris it’s time for you and your hard worked lady bits to retire from public life and from your positions as an MLA, MP and Councilor … you’re a menace and a threat to poor innocent teenagers, a drain on the public purse, an embarrassment to your faith (which is the bestest bit of all) and a two faced lying trollop. ( I won’t use the W word as it offends some people ..though she did tup the young lad for money and got paid in cash and thats what W’s do :-) )
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