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Hypocritical Homophobe

January 6, 2010

I laughed and jumped for joy at the TV news on the BBC tonight…literally jumped in the air and shouted “you hypocritical cow” ! Rich looked shocked…so I’ll explain to you as I explained to him.

It concerns this lovely “lady” below:-

The Arch-Hypocrite herself Iris Robinson

Let me introduce you to Iris “Twisted Homophobe” Robinson. Iris is the lovely wife of the First Minister of Northern Ireland (thats the little bit of the UK at the top right hand side of the island to the west of Britain ..the rest of the island is the Republic of Ireland…for those who can’t work out where it is).

Well Iris and her cuckolded (hint there) husband are members of the Democratic Unionist party.. they’re a bunch of rabid presbyterians who loathe, hate and despise Catholics (they call the Pope the Antichrist) almost as much as they hate gays, lesbians and transgender people..they are major league bible thumpers of the fire and brimstone type. They also disbelieve in evolution (ie they are creationists DOH!),  and incidently Iris and her husband screwed “£571,939.41 in expenses with a further £150,000 being paid to family members” every year in the period 2004 to 2009 out of the British taxpayer. A nicer bunch of robbing evil spouting bullshit promoting Bible thumpers as you’ll ever meet !

More about the DUP here and the Robinsons here and here. Also some press from the Guardian and the BBC.

Well the lovely Iris (who herself looks a little bit like a bad transgender person with the overdone make up) caused much upset last year when she went on a radio show and gave out the following pearls of her wisdom on air.

I quote the lovely “lady”directly;

There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children.

She then continued;

What I say I base on biblical pronouncements, based on God’s word. I am amazed that people are suprised when I quote from scriptures. I cannot think of anything more sickening that a child being abused. It is comparable to the act of homosexuality. I think they are comparable. I feel totally repulsed by both. I am speaking out more now because we are getting it more and more rammed down our throats that the minority views are more important than the majority views.

So basically she said all gay people are as bad as child molesters and then added further insult to injury by  offering to introduce gay men to a “Christian psychiatrist” who could make them heterosexual (YEAH RIGHT!). After numerous complaints she continued to refuse  to modify her position that homosexuality is vile, wicked and an abomination, based on her so called Biblical beliefs (note this bit we’ll be coming back to it later).

So Iris say’s it’s OK to vilify and cast vile aspersions on minority groups and refuses to apologise for this based on her deep seated beliefs in God and the Bible. She caused much outrage, even complaints to the Police about hate language and hate crimes , but got let off (what a surprise!) and went silent for a few months (Phew!). Then a few weeks ago she said she’d be stepping down as an MP at the next election because of illness and depression (Awww diddums). This all got a bit of press in the UK in the past few months.

Well, back to tonight, why did I laugh ? Well this vile homophobic twisted evil nasty bitch of a slag-trollop has been shown to a hypocrite of the highest order, this “thing” who believes in the literal word of God in the Bible has admitted today that she had a torrid affair and cheated on her husband for a period of time with a prominent businessman in Northern Ireland last year, not only that ,she then attempted suicide before telling her husband and has since then suffered from depression and is “completely ashamed and deeply embarrassed” by the affair which had “devastated” her life and the lives of those around her.

Well I see two things here, TWO HUGE SINS if you follow her book, adultery and attempted suicide…taking the works of the non-existent sky fairy into your own hands is a big no-no in religious circles.

I laughed because this made up troll has proved yet again that Christians are full of the usual “Do as I say not as I do” bullshit, they pontificate, hurl insults and promote hatred to minorities and then completely ignore their own set of rules..and then when caught come out with pearls of wisdom like this below..

I do not deserve a second chance but I have been given one. I believe I have been forgiven by God.

Hilarious, was it he who came into her bed ( and other places) ? Did he pat her on the head and say “There there Iris” take the shit and I’ll forgive you. Did he bollocks because he doesn’t exist and she’s proven that Christians are a bunch of lying twats who have no grounds to criticise or point fingers at minority groups and deny them equal rights based on their book of fairy tales… because they themselves are way worse than the people they dare to vilify at every opportunity.

I have zero sympathy for this pathetic ugly excuse of a human being, her husband should follow the Bible that they profess to love so much and follow the strictures of the book of Leviticus. It says that of those who indulge in adultery (ie sleep around behind their spouses back).

If there is a man who commits adultery with another man’s wife, one who commits adultery with his friend’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

I understand from my reading from the rest of Leviticus they both the lovely Iris and her shag should be taken outside the walls of the town where they are living, buried in the ground so that just their head and shoulders are showing above the ground, and then the whole town should gather and chuck rocks at them until they are dead. This sounds a ghastly cruel vicious punishment..hey…but the Bible says it’s OK so it must be OK ? Right ? Or isn’t that was the Christians say at all opportunities ? Well bring it on….this one really deserves it…

and as we say in the UK

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

Here endeth todays gloating rant 🙂 Here’s a rock ! Throw it baby ! Throw it !! The Bible says so !

This one is for Iris

18 Comments leave one →
  1. January 6, 2010 20:56

    “hurl insults and promote hatred to minorities”

    Is that worse than hurling insults and such at majorities?

    Is it the action or the size of the victim that counts?

    How about hurling insults and promoting hatred and even death for someone who has just had to confront a life of lies and self-deception?

    Are you any better than Iris because you hate her and not someone else?

  2. January 6, 2010 21:03

    I never professed to be better than her…but she said me and my friends/co-workers/associates were the equivalent of child molesters and used the bible as her excuse.

    As the final line of the entry says…People in glass houses…

    She’s an evil twisted nasty woman….and therefore deserves everything she got….karma is sweet…but of course Christians and believers in the God nonsense never like to be shown up…. well she joins the list of the Ted Haggards and others of this world who’ll cry and wring their hands and hope the brainless morons who agree with her will fawn over her displays of humility….. she proves the utter bullshit that religion is !

  3. Adam Berry permalink
    January 6, 2010 21:08

    Brilliantly worded! All I can say is What goes Around has definately come back around to Iris!!! What a witch! that equals another punishment in the Bible doesn’t it!?

  4. January 6, 2010 21:13

    @Makrios – Petursey is not seriously advocating something as vile as stoning – he’s merely pointing out that Iris is a hypocrite; her Bible is only important when it’s someone ELSE’s (perceived) sin in question.

    And Petursey isn’t actively working against her basic rights of adult citizenship, or calling her heterosexuality a sin, or suggesting that this woman is a child molester (or somehow worse than a child molester). So, yeah, that’s how the two things are completely fucking different.

  5. January 6, 2010 21:17

    I couldn’t have worded it better myself Angie 🙂 Thanks for commenting !

    And Hugs to my mate Adam too !

  6. January 6, 2010 21:41

    Wow, what a piece of work that woman is. And, not that it’s relevant, but yeeech. Who’d have an affair with LeatherWoman???

  7. January 6, 2010 21:49

    Iris was indeed getting something rammed down her throat…just sayin’!

    Why is it that the religious conservatives get all bent out of shape and point out that they are criticized more harshly for their mistakes? Do they not realize that by putting themselves on a pedestal and claiming to have the ultimate moral high ground, they actively invite the criticism since they have further to “fall”?

    And, I agree, she does tend to look like an over-made former member of the x-y chromosome set.

  8. cafewitteveen permalink
    January 6, 2010 21:54

    Well, I’ll see you next tuesday.

    What pisses me off is that it’s her religion that made her want to commit suicide.

    It’s what torments the religious and keeps them coming back for more.

    Loose the fetters and run free.

  9. January 6, 2010 22:06

    Yeah Mr cafe owner…I glossed over that bit… she’s actually depressed and mentally ill because of this she says…but I think she’s more depressed because of her religious leanings (she belongs to a real fire and brimstone lot who aren’t known for being very sympathetic to sinners) but also cos she’s been proven to be a hypocrite..

    Religion is nasty nasty nasty… but I still do not have much sympathy for her…maybe for her husband and family though.

  10. The Outsider permalink
    January 7, 2010 10:25

    I think this is a tragedy for Ms Robinson at the greatest level. The first word that come to mind when i read about her is SHAME. Shame in the most honourable sense, in a sense of an age when it meant something. Shame upon her for all the hate she has shown. Shame for all her lies, deceit, hypocrisy and false pride. Shame upon her soul for being such an awful person as to hate so publicly and hurt so many people, which include her husband, family and friends. Further shame upon her for being a public service person paid by our taxes to hate so many people, including those who know and love gay people and also have to be a victim to her evil behaviour. I should think suicide come when you look in the mirror and see just how far you have fallen from your God’s word. This is an opportunity to show mercy upon those who hate, this would be how to really behave if you were to use the word of the Lord.

  11. The Outsider permalink
    January 8, 2010 12:18

    ….and now it appears that Ms Robinson, who dated a teenager, may also have been involved in further financial irregularities and abuse of her political power. This goes to show that those who protest the loudest usually have the most to hide…and what she was hiding was that she is deeply dishonest, free from morals and common values, an older woman who dates teenagers and is implicated in acquiring money for him as part of their relationship…on and on and on. Iris, if you are reading these comments, YOU are the one we all need protecting from, You are the one we need to warn our children about, you are the one who has acted disgustingly, you are the one who is the threat, you need to go see a psychiatrist and you need to be forgiven, but it will take more of a human being than you are to achieve such a grace.

  12. Lawrence permalink
    January 8, 2010 21:33

    “I cannot think of anything more sickening that a child being abused. It is comparable to the act of homosexuality. I think they are comparable. I feel totally repulsed by both.” She’s evidently changed her mind since then, as she’s on record as saying:

    “There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children.” You can see the remark here, at 5.38pm. She’s not only homophobic, she’s belittiling the victims of child abuse.

  13. January 8, 2010 21:36

    Mr Outsider ..superb comment and Welcome:-)

    Lawrencio..I’m glad someone found the evidence for her notoriety !

  14. January 9, 2010 17:32

    I think “vile homophobic twisted evil nasty bitch of a slag-trollop” pretty much sums it all up 🙂

  15. Anonymous permalink
    November 13, 2012 04:45

    shrug shoulders .. 3 inch raise…

    hitlers will come and go… members of religions will be be burnt by fire…

    and rabid hairless monkeys will continue to fight, bite, rape, pilfer and pillage till the end of time whilst flinging shit and jacking their cocks off … just like monkeys at the zoo…

    welcome to america..


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